Any relations experts?

Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?

So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I'm very straight.

Bedside lamps don't match, not gay

Not pictured: The giant crate full of dildo's, furry costumes and assorted fetish gear under the bed.

I spent so many years in the army I am stil not really de-institutionalized. I made my bed every day as a student with bed spread as I didn't want to dirty my bed clothes I'm case someone sat on the bed (small room). I still fold clothes for easy counting. I used to make my wife super angry when I complained about clutter "in the common rooms" as I always took my comic, book or whatever with me as I left the room.

Tbh I only ever got positive comments from the women I dated.

If I'm being honest, it looks like a badly kept hotel room.

Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.

the clock stresses me out

This looks so much like a hotel room

Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.

Not to be trusted.

Silly silly bedroom lol. Malelivingspace is the malefashionadvice for chubby reddit boys. Everything plain, soulless, and inoffensive. No character whatsoever, just "stick to the template," Eames lounges and brasilia credenzas galore. The only place online where "what color KALLAX should I get to match my 670?" is asked as a serious question and will get many strongly opinionated replies.

Live a little in your living space. I think even basic.space gives better homespherebuilding advice than that sub

OK, now I wanna see the second pic. Cause that boy has a lovely bedroom. I would be very happy to get my ass destroyed in.

But I need to see a second pic, to see if he has a nice bedroom.

What? I have standards.

This seems like the thread to ask. I am wiring up a two-way switch so that a person on either side of my bed can turn the bedside light on or off without having to roll over to the side that the light is on. Is... Is that gay?

What is the second picture?

I must admit, I never make the bed when my wife is out of town.

This is so bizarre. So his GF decides he's gay, because his room is tidy? No mention of sex life, so I'm going to assume there's no issues there.

Such a weird assumption to make.

sad beige ass room

Can anyone place that hotel room?

Heterosexual men don’t decorate beyond the social minimum standard that it doesn’t look empty. This is not decorated, everything is just "put somewhere" where it is easily accessible.

Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?

If you need someone else to tell you who you are you should never leave the house. Seriously.

Homophobic… ._.

So when we put all social pressure and all that aside and we look at a womanly woman, a manly woman a manly man, a womenly man, a person in between: which one would you prefer to fuck? One, several, all? This usually does the trick.

https://youtu.be/8pTJKLRPPXc

If your girlfriend says you're gay, perhaps it's time to switch sides.

Reminds me of a song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pbLArOCFE

Did you ever climax for her?

Do you want to climax for a dude?

Answering this two questions will place you somewhere on a spectrum from straight to queer.