I turn the lights on in the morning and make coffee. Because I'm the only one that knows how to make coffee that doesn't taste like dirty water. Has nothing to do with work ethic and everything to do with coffee.
Look, I appreciate op's point and your point, but let's not pretend that coffee is anything other than dirt water. In my experience, you've got the correct recipe. Easy.
But if you cook the dirt water for too long, the dirt gets a bad flavor.