master manipulators

Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they're all "omg it's so cute" and "let's go buy it food and a bed", but when I do it, they're all "who the hell are you?" and "leave or I'm calling the cops" :(

People always say they look cute and yea sure,

But did y'all forget the fact that they can literally get rid of all your mice problems?

I got a cat because for companionship and one month later, all those filthy mice are gone.

Being soft and warm to pet, and the beautiful meows, are just the cherry on top of their lovely companionship.

Humans are just exceptionally weak to cute. If aliens ever show up and try to conquer us, we're going to be so screwed if they happen to be adorable.

I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭

Yeah but we chop their balls off soon after. I don't think it works out evolutionarily.

They don't even meow to each other, just to humans. They know what they are about.

I never liked cats at all and one did exactly that. Stupid fuck make me fall absolutely in love with it too.

As of about three weeks ago a stray cat figured out how to use our doggie door.

Now we have a 2nd cat.

That makes it sound like the cat domesticated humanity not "The cat self domesticated itself"

The fact that only two creature in this world that will approach another creature 10 times bigger than them just so they get adopted is pretty impressive. That's how i adopted my 4th cat, little baby dude just came out from under a car and yell at me until i pick him up.

Lost opportunity to say "I live here meow"

Even with toys they are invading our space

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The cat that walked into my house and said "I live here meow."

I went to disagree untill I remembered there's a ginger cat that lives on my property that I feed sometimes

"Everybody wants to talk about X, nobody wants to talk about Y".
That's not gaslighting, that's whataboutism.

They are funny, don't really need a lot of space and training, and look pretty. Ofc I will go and by whatever.

I did my best to take a cat home today when I was at the local landfill. I don't even have space for another cat, it's just freezing here and he looked extra pathetic. He decided the dumpster was safer and u honestly can't blame him xD

Did cats domesticate humans, or did Toxoplasma gondii domesticate both of us?

Lmao aint no cat just moonwalking into my house and claiming part of my budget automatically. To the pound with you!!!

When I was a kid Mr Kitty unilaterally moved in despite belonging to the neighbors across the street and the stern objections of my father armed with a squirt gun.

So cats are successful squatters?

I love all cats, and they are free to walk inside anytime they want. Just no fighting in the house.

Cats never domesticated themself, since ever they are specialists in domesticate humans, for commodity, not for need.

Cats after entering a human stranger's house: Look at me. I'm the meowner now.

Humans: Yes, oh cute one!

Is anyone else bothered by people saying their cat is lost? -No; it left a toxic relationship! "They stole my cat" -Nah, it moved out!

Do you think it's the same way with viruses entering body cells?

Cats are the perfect human parasite.

Gaslighting is so last year. We need new slang - fenceposting, backyarding, BarneyRubbling.

Chinese people are right

Can't relate

The whole world is lit by gaslight. Gaslight people into buying gas cars, gaslight people into overpaying for a house by hundreds of thousands of dollars, gaslight you into a kamala vs trump fake fight. First world women gas lighting that they are real people, not literal walking talking personality disorders that the created themselves. At least the cats give affection.

People always think aliens would want to kill us, but they would rather make us their slaves.

Yeah in 4legged furballs its cute. In 2legged douchebags its not.

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