Caption these four panels of Pete Hesgeth drinking on air.

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mfw I realize I'm absolutely soaked in piss

(like seriously, why is he so WET in these pics?)
- First day of drinking school
  
  Man, you guys are gonna have a SED who can't hit his target smh
Mwahhh the Deus Vult champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a Commiefornia champagne by Donald Trump, inspired by that same excellence...
"I'll stop drinking if I get confirmed for SecDef" is one of the top bits of all time
He looks like he's doing a decent Chris Farley impression.
Christ even at my drunkest I was still able to use my lips to hold the booze behind my teeth
big. wet. nazi. man.
It's like a series of Francis Bacon paintings all called "Portraits of Self Crucifixion"
I thought the booze-nazi had been cancelled because of woke.

Are they still going to put him in charge of the imperial murder machine? Truly amazing.

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