Which are you and why is it the snowman
Which are you and why is it the snowman
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Birthday Boy
- loiters around stables
- fully grown king man-child insists everyone celebrates his birthday in their own homes
- doesn't even turn up to open presents
- causes millennia of war atrocities committed in his name
- now you have a dying tree in your house
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Bewitched cookie cause who’s not fucked our their mind on a bunch of drugs for Christmas.
“Why yes kids, I really love snow. That’s why I’m putting it up my nose.”
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It really helps with that half dead feeling
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::: spoiler Rancorous Atheos
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You forgot the shelves have eyes
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I figured they kinda covered that with Lil Fuckin Dipshit definitely being a narc.
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only comes once a year
Tragic
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I'm if a stack of cold balls could get typhus. I contain multitudes.
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This is amazing.
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Is there a sub for these pick your blank things? I love these lol
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Doomed and banned from secret Santa? I've never felt so called out.
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European Daycare Goat đź’Ż
Edit: oops, cursed sticker:
But Eater! Like barn dirt!