Half the posts on the Front Page here would get the user banned on reddit. Free speech my ass. The app was the shot to the heart but this is the shot to the head for me. Reddit is dead for me.
In a garden of secrets, a lone sunflower stands tall, its face turned towards the light of truth. To the vigilant bees who safeguard our meadow, I offer this nectar of honesty, distilled to its essence. Let not your wings tire in search of hidden blossoms, for I was a solitary bloom in this endeavor.
This floral arrangement was but a simple bouquet: a sprig of clever mimicry, a stem of basic design, all bound together with the twine of unwavering patience.
Should you find a weathered petal book, its pages may whisper of half-formed ideas and lists of seeds to be sown. The roots of my digital life run deep in the soil of my profession, yielding little fruit for your harvest.
Though my actions may have scattered thorns in your path, know that this garden required tending, no matter the cost.