I once saw a pigeon swallow a giant fish that was being fed to a seal, and after eating it it literally couldn't fly anymore
Seals can't fly to begin with.
Nature’s equivalent to plopping down on the couch and unbuttoning the top button of your pants.
Here we see the illusive billionaire in its natural habitat
Elusive*, you'll probably try to correct me and say that you meant "illusive" but that's not the right use-case for it anyway.
*elusive
I once watched a shag swallow a huge eel. The eel didn't want to be swallowed. It took about 15 minutes.
That must have been gripping to watch
a what now
I mean, birds being birds, they may actually share this with several members of their family still...
He's just salty that his break's so tiny
What about crop milk?
Food shaming
Being a bird for a day would be a fuckin trip
Can I haz bird pill?
I read here that you just need to selectively activate your genes.
that's just to get the feathers..
which isn't as far fetched as it seems, seeing as how we already get goosebumps
fuckin cormorants.
Who actually finds this funny and why?
People who aren't dead inside, for aforementioned reasons
