Musicians should be forbidden from using noises that sound like vibrating cellphones.

And emergency sirens of any kind. The number of times a track has had me looking for flashing lights while I'm driving is too goddamn high.

Or video games using noises that sound exactly like the fire alarm in my building.

There's a 1s clip from a song that sounds exactly like my mother telling my name, with the exact acoustic quality of it being beyond headphones, coming from upstairs.

As a kid when I was in that basement, it was a mystery. As soon as I moved out, I figured it out.

The music in the show Slow Horses sounds like my fridge door is open. Drove us crazy!

"You've blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die"

Classic example from the dubstep era.

Like this? https://youtu.be/E_g9yd4OxyQ?t=24

Every song should start with the classic Tmobile ringtone!