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LOCKMART @sh.itjust.works

3mo ago

Who's this guy on South Korean TV?

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- 1% chance this is real, but I like those odds.

Took me so long to realize he's dead and this is fake hahah. I should go to sleep.
- he's dead
  Yeah, dead... nervous laughter
  And before you ask, no, I'm not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.
  
  You really are a mad scientist. You're in it for the science, damn the practicality or ethics! No sane scientist would select a 62 year old man to be the base for their super soldier program, but look at you go!
  
  hmmm 🤔

Wait, what's this?
ITS PRIGOZHIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR
- Thayt mayn has a fambly!

He's baaaaack

Next President of South Korea that will sucessfully do what the current President failed to do.
- Nah, the next is going to be impeached for cultist shit. The writers don't like to repeat story arcs that quickly. Gotta let them simmer for a few years before you bring them back. Schedule says Rich People Cult tries to embezzle money.
  
  Is this delayed fallout from Park Geun-hye–Choi Soon-sil Gate?

South Korean coup?
Nope, it's me Prigozhin!

What's going on in korea?
- martial law but jk nm
  
  guys, it was just a prank!
- A 3 hour coup started by President Yoon, who had a psychotic break when someone official started investigating his wife. My money is on her doing a Lady Macbeth... "Declare martial law, prove you're a real man, don't ask where I got those Prada bags.." Source: am Shakespeare expert

Prigozhin?

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