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Terrible Estate Agent Photos (badrealestate) - estate agent/realtor photos that are so bad they’re funny.

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Can someone explain the separate bidet? You take a shit on the toilet then crab walk over to the bidet or what?
- That’s what the bowls are for. To catch any drips.
  
  The bowls that look like dog bowls, one having food in it?
- I can’t explain it, but all the bidets I’ve seen (mainly continental Europe) have been like this.
  
  They are usually placed a bit closer, so the move from the toilet to the bidet is just a scooch over.
  
  I've seen them sparingly in some nice houses and hotels here in the US, but they were never common. But even as a US native, these are what come to mind when I hear the word "bidet." Not the hoses that hook up to toilet bowls.
  
  I think the bidet is to wash feet, but I could be wrong
- Yes. It's the old style. Before they had the tech for the under seat ones. Some didn't even have fountains and you'd fill it up and wash your ass with your hands.
  
  Why not the hung-on-wall showerhead types? Is this second bowl design more common than the handheld one?
- Often used for quickly washing your pits, bits and feet. Not just as an automated ass wiper.
- Might as well just shit in the bidet
- Some (most?) Italians will do a bit of wiping and the move over. I guess you can even stand up and then sit on the bidet without wiping, as you'll wash the whole area anyway?
- That is a REAL bidet from long before anyone ever thought of a toilet hookup. You'll find these throughout Europe and South America. Even the poorest houses have them.
- Another use is sometimes you'll wash your genitals without using the toilet
Ok this is a beautiful bathroom. But obviously the armchair is weird as hell.

However what I'm really concerned about is why there are pet food bowls RIGHT BETWEEN the toulet and bidet! Why are they even in the bathroom? Discostang
- I was gonna say that the arm chair makes sense to go with the vanity area, but then I noticed that there is an ottoman type seat that nicely sides under the vanity counter.
- The chair is for the Fecaldula.
- Boneappletea
  
  I think they're referencing scottish-angry-at-children-for-leaving-shit-in-toilet meme. But I could be wrong.
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  FTFY
  
  I tried really hard to follow the format from the “how to post” sticky and I still messed it up!
- Thank you!
When you have a therapy session but you ate too much Chipotle
More of this shitty content plz
A studio apartment?
- Poodio
- Luxury penthouse
This is wonderful. I was missing badrealtyphotos from Twitter.
ooo I love that blog

https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/
Great community! Sorry must go – peeing myself after seeing the first posts there 🤣
A fancy rug in a bathroom? Imagine if grandma visited and had to use that toilet very badly
the person in the chair does not have the toilet in their line of sight. this is for tasteful conversation, clearly, or reflection, or therapy. this is not staged, just an elightened rest room.
- I suppose pointing it at the bidet instead of the toilet is more tasteful
- The chair is for the Fecaldula.

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