This would be a great prank/flashmob, have people dress up like this, ideally with very stiff “clothing” that doesn’t show the movement, and just sit super still.
Some day worker just blankly walks in, headphones on, completely ignorant of everything around them, goes down the aisle, takes a seat and is completely unaware of anything.
Autocorrect was changing that word to something completely different or shitting the bed and puking letters out so I gave up at that point. No red line either but that has always failed me since Word introduced it way back when.