John Fetterman Invokes Homer Simpson To Respond To Latest Round Of Conspiracy Theories

Why does Fetterman, the largest senator, not simply eat the other senators?

I sometimes wonder if I live in an alternate reality where a significant subsection of the population has gone absolutely insane. The insanity all seemed to take off around 2016.

I wish we had more of him. The OG can stay in PA and make a clone to be senator for every other state. I know I'd vote for him.

Why the fuck can't we get more elected Democrats like him? He's personable. He's down to earth, and he's willing to make fun of the right wing wackos instead of cowering in fear. A good 3/4 of all the other elected Dems are a bunch of pussies who have the wit of a goddamn potato.

Anyone making season 6 Simpson references should be immediately put in charge of everything.

Can I just note, at the risk of venturing slightly off topic, that Fetterman is rocking that stash?

Oh yeah, I'm sure there are plenty of body doubles available out there for 6' 8" dudes with incredibly distinct facial features and skull geometry that would keep a 19th century phrenologist in business for years.

By this time next year we should 8 Fettermans Fettermen. And they, too, will be Senators. Then 16, 32, 64, 128 et celery et celery.

Soon ... no more Senators. Only Settermen.

Fetterman and his wife continue to impress me with how good at social media they are.

Fetterman for VP.

Him and Biden together would be comedy gold.

Crazy how gop found so many people with the shame part of their brain disabled

Imagine not understanding the difference between inner forearms and outer forearms...

How has he not had Terry Crews be his body double yet?

To be fair, Krusty the Clown and Homer Simpson are body doubles. Maybe there's a cynical clown version of John Fetterman somewhere.

Maybe it is too obvious, I am not sure: You all know that his name originates from the German expression "fetter Mann", which translates to "fat man"? I can vividly imagine his ancestors arriving at Ellis island and getting their new surname. :D

He involved Guy Incognito, who is different than Homer Simpson. Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Fetterman should leverage that with a few more Fetterman clones that wear suits.

You guys need more Fettermen!

Got it. Intitite a meme to get people to post pictures of fetterman. In a year they have a trove of fetterman pictures to meme to discredit anything he does.

He is anti-conspiracy. He's such a dysfunctional child that all conspiracy's seem reasonable when compared to reality that he's a brain damaged moron who can't dress himself.

What is the deal with this guy? He plays the every man but he's a wealthy silver spoon baby. He runs for office and immediately goes on leave, which makes me wonder if he's cut out for this. He seems like he's all talk but doesn't actually get anything done