8mo ago

Rule

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my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.
- I bet you relish the thought of more pickles
are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself
- username checks out
- https://programming.dev/comment/13467149
  def not schizo. trust.
I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart¹.
_{1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.}
- https://www.nsa.gov/careers/
  
  I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.
- It worked for me, sorting by Top.
It's working on all hot too
First of all you're insane, secondly I love you
- awww thx, i love you too <3
Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.
Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.
- Working on Top Day after 18 hours. The raw power of a bunch of pickles cannot be matched.
  
  After 16 minutes, there are 2 posts between the pickles :(
This one gave me a good chuckle.
it worked on active!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!
- Thank you for your service
Actual sorcery
Wtf my next post under this is
https://lemmy.world/post/22236146
- the rule doesn't lie
Woah how
Top 6 WinRAR
Pickles are a witch's cucumber.
There was a cute cat in between

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