My mother was a virgin

Joseph: "You are pregnant? But how? We did not have sex yet!"

Mary: "It was the holy ghost! I didn't get raped or gang-banged or anything!"

Joseph: "Alright, that checks out I guess. That boy or girl better be worth it though."

Wasn't there six dudes? AND Josef?

This would be funnier if they actually died up at the birth instead of like 3 years later.