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fossilesque @mander.xyz

3mo ago

Bombs Awat

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I wonder what the survival rate is for these fishes
- According to the links in this post It's 95%-99% survival.
  
  Then why can't I yeet a bunch of goldfish
  
  I wonder what the "fuck that hurt" rate is for these fishes
  
  ...that sounds to me like "survive the fall" more than "survive the week"

People ITT must've forgotten about the salmon cannon.
- I have never seen this and thank you for sharing it because good god I needed it.

I'm gonna keep that typo. 😈
- Not sure I can let you get awat with that.
- Honestly it fits. It reads like "bombs awWAT"
  
  Carpet bombing
- Unacceptable on lemmy
  
  Good thing I love a little sabotage.
- I did a bombs awat last night after taco bell.

From another similar post, introducing fish to a large body of water has to be done like this or else the fish don't understand or acclimate properly and die. It's a slap to the noggin like "hey wakey wakey, go find some algae to nibble on"

How do they stop the little parachutes from sliding off?
- Just make sure the strap between the legs is tight enough.
  
  Is there a safe word?

Gotta weed out the weak ones with the fall.

So, if I understand you correctly, what you're saying is - given the quite large body of water about half a mile away from me, all downhill, I should get a giant catapult and fling some piranha.
I'll go down in history, either for the best April Fools joke ever, or if my aim is off, the best Halloween prank ever 🐟🐠🐟😁

The famous flying fish.

Fishmonger bros be down there with a net
- While these fish would be easy to catch at that time, they will taste like shit. Once they've spent some time eating something other than pellet food they taste a lot better.

I'm guessing only a few need to survive

Bombs Awash

I mean, that’s just Utah… Good chance it’s not up to speed

There is strength in numbers

Let's show them fish the climate then Bob.

A testament to how hardy fish are. If you have fish dying in an aquarium; you shouldn't have pets.
- Like yes, but, the actual hard part of aquarium fish keeping isn’t really related to the fish themselves. It’s the water… nature has already prepared this biologically active, clean, ample supply of water for the air dropped trout. Replicating that in a tiny glass box without at least a surface understanding of the chemistry involved can be very difficult. But you should also learn how to supply an animal with the proper environment before you get one.
- The average living room is pretty different than a tropical reef.
- Some fish a pretty sensitive and require a lot of upkeep. These are not those fish.
  
  yeah and it's freaking annoying to adjust for some. I don't know if some people just like to participate in self flagellation.
- Some fish is hardy, some are not.
- if your not airdropping your guppies into your fishtank, your not doing it right bro.

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