What your coffee preparation method says about you

Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn't need daily filter updates.

Aeropress gang representing.
I run debbie kde plasma x11 btw

I use this:

Except my stove top is electric.

I use LinuxMint by the way.

Fedora would be a French Press.

Reliable, consistent, hard to screw up, broad information online on how to use one.

Excuse me but I'm a Debian user and I'm not using the same system since 10 years.

More like 30 years.

You know what, this is really accurate. I won't touch Ubuntu or a pod machine. I will use an old percolator, if necessary, but it's not something I would ever pick over other options. I also bounce between other distros just as often as I bounce between coffee brewing methods!

I wonder where openSUSE falls on this paradigm? Moka pot, maybe?

So what's a cup of instant equivalent? Don't tell me it's Windows.

Me, a Slackware user: eating raw coffee beans by themselves

I normally enjoy engaging with this type of blatant stereotyping....but this? Treating Gentoo like it's a real thing people use irl?

Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.

I do French Press, where does that put me?

I prepare my coffee in a cup, and drink it with grounds. No milk, no sugar.

I am an embedded developer.

Sometimes when I'm too lazy to boil water, I leave coffee grounds with cold water in a cup overnight, the coffee is strong enough in the morning, and no need to wait for it to cool.

NixOS would be like brewing coffee with laboratory equipment and then setting it up for automation.

I don't drink coffee and I don't have a computer, so I guess it's accurate!

I use Nixos. And I trink tea.

Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW

Hey, I'm no Ubuntu user! ... I'm a linux mint user. /j

I use Fedora and sometimes Debian (Debian is love! 🌀❤️), and brew my coffee in a moka pot.

I use a french press and endeavouros. don't know what that says...

i uh.

I don't drink coffee.

My wife is an arch user........... Oh no.

Looseleaf earl grey and 20 years of debian.

I like hot chocolate and use Ubuntu 😋

I drink instant coffee. Black.

What if I modded my Keurig to use coffee grounds instead of wasteful k cups? I use Manjaro btw.

I guess french pressers use BSD.

Ubuntu is instant coffee.

I left Debian but Debian didn't leave me, it seems...

Isn't the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?

Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?

Oh... Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.

My surface uses Fedora

And my computer uses EndeavourOS.

Yeah that checks out.

I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.

I use mint xfce, BTW.

Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?

CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.

Is a bean to cup espresso machine Calculate Linux then?

Filter into a Thermos?

apple mac?

https://youtu.be/_iw9LOL0Vlc

you have four drip coffees and NO French or Turkish? no instant? no teas? laaaaaame. it was already lame with the computer nerd shit but LAAAAME. not even a fkin percolator?

Can confirm. I'm a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I've had for ages. It's actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.

I use Debian and USA a French French press since 9 years ^^

How insightful

What exactly is the arch one doing? That looks simple and awesome and I hate cleaning my French press.

Then what does malt coffee say about me?

Damn you. I orefer ubuntu lts and capsule-coffee 😑

I use a French press and Linux Mint.

All of the above plus moka pot, Aeropress, cold brew, french press, and instant.

Just like with OS selection, I hold no allegiance and use the tool that best fits the requirements.

Hah, this checks out for me.

#TeamV60

But Mac user, sorry.

I use a Chemex, and I have used Fedora. I'm on Garuda now, which is my favorite, which is Arch based but with extra stuff, so the Chemex makes a lot of sense (fancy pour-over).

I use a drip machine, btw

Yeah that seems pretty on point (espresso maker).

I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?

LFS guy: chews the unground beans

KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options

Forgot cold brewers.

Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn't align

I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I've been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don't want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.

What distro does this mean?

Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).

But apparently my coffee is Arch.

Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.

I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.

...oh no.

I use a v60 btw

Yes, I'm a Fedora user.

And yes, I own the Fedora type coffee thingy.

But I only use Fedora because of the great atomic variants, and I only own that thingy because I don't drink coffee, and it's a cheap way to still offer some to guests.

DeLonghi Magnifica EVO.

Would drinking tea be a haiku user

As a french press user I put the beans in the press vessel, start the water kettle (double checking that water is in), forget about it all so water will have to be reheated, pour water over beans, forget about it all for 15-83 minutes and then finally get to enjoy my coffee.

Will drink it all. And wish I had made more.

What OS for me?

Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone's still using that old thing.

When I used to use windows, my machine would get progressively slower as I used it. But when I switched to Linux none of that is happening. I haven't reinstalled in 2 years and it's still flying fast af. I wonder to this day as to why the fuck did windows slow down my machine with time

Apparently, I’m a gentoo user.

I use arch by the way

I prefer adderall over caffeine, and I use mint btw.

What if i use AmogOS?

French press but I use arch btw