2y ago

obsessed, i tell you

Some memes are easy, some memes need an explanation. Fortunately this one comes with context - highly convenient. Perhaps we should be pushing for legislation to make this mandatory. Big Meme has had free reign for too long

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Inb4 not a meme but an image macro
- Perhaps we should also be pushing for tighter restrictions on meme classification as well.
  
  Memes don't kill people.
- Image macros are a form of meme
  
  They only become memes when they start spreading. They're always image macros.
I guess Obsession really do bring the pussy
- I really had to look this up, and Jesus fuck, this is real. Bronx Zoo figured out tigers liked Obsession, then researchers in Central America would use it to get jaguars to rub up on certain items in front of cameras so they could record them and go out to gather up fur samples. Farmers noticed from the researchers that you could draw Jaguars to the area with the scent, and herbivores avoid areas frequented by Jaguars, so keep some scented items near your fields and things jaguars like to eat stay away.
  
  But... wouldn't that mean you'd attract Jaguars instead? And they will snu snu you to death, savoring your smell in between bites?
I wonder if anyone has been attacked by a carnivore because they were wearing Obsession.
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. [...] They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time. –Brian Fantana
Inb4 some dude visits Costa Rica wearing Obsession and starts attracting big cats
this is amazing
- Glad u enjoyed 🐛

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