I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees...
I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees...
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Solidarity to the local John Brown Gun Clubs
Edit #2 Credit to the artist: https://www.etsy.com/shop/JohnBrownPrints
... if you come any closer, I'll blow off your knees.
10 0 Reply8 0 ReplyI'll just hide behind the trees. He wouldn't want to shoot them.
6 0 ReplyBeing a fuckin combat vet.. I'd say we're doing alright. And,.. John Brown was a hell of a man.
But, if you need a club to stand for what's right.. Then you've still got a ways to go. You're still those we're fighting for; rather than those fighting with us..
But I'm damn glad to see ya getting a little bit closer all the time.
Ever onwards, ladies and gentlemen. Ever onwards.
3 0 ReplyYes, I want all the Lorax memes please.
2 0 Reply...
"Quality meme! That's how karma is farmed!"
"Who said that?!" cried Lorax, and pulled out his Glock
"There's no karma here, and u/Spez is a cock!"
"Why fight it?" said someone, "C'mon get onboard.
For a quality shit post we could give an award 🏅"
The Lorax grew tense, and was loath to admit it
But at that moment Lemmy looked a lot more like Reddit
"Anonomouys poster, please kindly fuck off."
Said the Lorax, hefting a Kalashnikov.
"We're here for the trees, and though you may scoff,
This is our new home, not some karma trough.
Our memes here have meaning and our morals are strong.
We seek a new way, the old ways were wrong!"
Anon was moved, and his fedora he doff'd,
And joint the Lemmy Lorax for beef stroganoff.
2 0 ReplyUnderappreciated comment
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