I do solemnly swear
I do solemnly swear
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John Quincy Adams used a book of law to swear in as president.
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The Constitution says "swear or affirm", not just "swear". That clause accommodates Quakers and Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Am I doing it wrong if I wipe with the same hand that I use for legal things
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As long as you wash it after touching the book.
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Some shit whip with both hands
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That must be intense
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Ah yes, the Chimpambidextrous Fling.
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Well fuck....when you put it like that.
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If I’m not swearing on The Hitchhiker’s Guide I’m not bound by man or god.
You can use anything you want. I don't think the courts can literally refuse it as long as it's reasonable.
Although the only time I ever had to do it they didn't have a Bible they just had a person swear me in. But that was just as a witness so maybe that was the reason.
If it isn't the original Gutenberg bible I refuse to swear.
Is the guide reasonable?
It’s certainly a much better story than the sky cake
Amen