Every year it seems to get more plainly obvious but people keep moving the goalposts like “ohh don’t worry it doesn’t REALLY cool down until January” like nah I’m not expecting it to be freezing I just feel like it shouldn’t be 80-83 degrees in nyc multiple times in November WTF
Most Halloween memories of my youth had snow on the ground. It was 76 on Halloween. Winter weather doesn't start until fucking January now.
Lucky for us, the CEO of Google and his fellow tech vampires are now building many many more LLM data centers under pretenses of the data regurgitation devices coming up with a totally new solution for global warming that isn't "please don't build many many more LLM data centers!"
I have just written a program that outputs the correct solution 100% of the time at minimal computational cost, making their LLM-based approach obsolete:
def main(): print("Stop burning fossil fuels dipshit") main()
It's finally started to cool down where I live, but it's like 6 weeks late
Death
November 2nd, and it's 5 degrees still.
There is also a massive drought in my area. Outdoor burn ban, can’t even safely grill.
