I will never forgive Bernard KKKlander$$ for giving my number to a bunch of liberal subs

I mean, they're welcome to come and beg. My boots need a good polishing.

Don't temp them with a good time

If there's an actual person texting you, tell them that you are actually two people sharing one phone, and that one of them only speaks lies, and one only tells the truth, and that the texter can ask one question to determine how you're going to vote troll

If I were the ask the other person whether or not they support genocide, what would they say?
- "Even the one who only speaks lies has a red line. What the hell is wrong with you?"

I donated to flattened-bernie in 2016 and 2020. I don't get these texts too much anymore. My usual responses are:

STOP

UNSUBSCRIBE

FUCK YOU

kissinger-beg-mercy

The Bernie campaign's greatest legacy appears to be "honeypot for the DNC", because the Democrats aren't even talking about healthcare reform or a green new deal now.

just one more $5 ActBlue contribution bro pls bro we need you more than ever

top-use-words ngl i kind of want to get one of these texts now so i can dom the shit out of them

Can you sign them up for spam contacts? Like give their number to a bunch of scammers?

MFW I'm about to ABOLISH the electoral college pete

I got 4 of these texts in one day agony-shivering

i am so fucking tired of this shit

I hate getting the notifcation, hoping it's someone I know who wants to talk to me, and intsead it's always some liberal saying shit like I SERVED IN THE MILITARY AND I LOVE AMERICA HELP ME DEFEAT THE REPUBLICAN, like fuck you I hope you die screaming

I ran through the formalizer for "more passionate" and I like it:

Every time that notification pops up, my heart races with anticipation, longing for a name I recognize, someone who truly cares about connecting with me. But instead, I’m met with the same tired, frustrating message—a stranger, some liberal ranting about how they served in the military and love their country, pleading for help to take down the Republicans. It infuriates me! I can’t help but want to scream in anguish, wishing they could feel the weight of my disdain. It's exhausting!

I was wondering why I wasn't getting any campaign texts and then I checked my spam and found this masterpiece:

BodyBySisyphus, it’s Kamala Harris. I am turning to you because you are among my most dedicated supporters.

Here's the truth: The polls have tightened, the attack ads have intensified, and tonight marks the final end-of-month deadline of this election.

I know it might seem like giving $5 or $50 with so little time left won't make a difference, but we need you.

Yada Yada yada give us your money

I'm tickled by the implied self-own of calling me her most dedicated supporter

Sanders is in the first set against the wall, along with the rest of the national level democrats

You've heard of findom before, but have you heard of finsub?

$20 = $140

-$20 -$20

0 = $120

/120 /120

$ = 0

Honestly the kind of thing that should justify a lawsuit of some kind. At least the EU has the GPDR which would make that thing incredibly illegal.
If you ask for my contact info and I ask what for and you say "so I can contact you" and you then use my contact info for something else (giving it to a third party) then I feel like something illegal has happened. At least when it's an institution - like a political campaign - that does it.

yeah this is one of the few nice crumbs off the table we get in the EU. still get some spam texts when data breaches happen and stuff but it's illegal for any company to share or sell your number without your explicit permission

I now understand why they're called social fascists smh 😒