Texas Megachurch youth leader arrested for child pornography

There is a free spot on my bingo card the size of Texas. And Florida.

Actually, we should give up Bingo and start a new game called Headlines. It'll be like Cards Against Humanity, except the black cards will all be "____ arrested for

<offense such as child pornography or domestic violence>

The white cards will all just be various individuals or descriptors like "Hulk Hogan" and "Texas Megachurch youth leader".

After everyone plays, you do a search for the headline and the most recent exact match wins.

I spent more time thinking about this than it's worth, but I'm committed now.

Just a friendly reminder that pedophile is not synonymous with child molester. It's a term describing sexual attraction, not behaviour, just like 'heterosexual' is. Simply being a heterosexual doesn't make a man danger to women any more than being pedophile alone makes them danger to children. They have a sense of morality too.

The vast majority of people in prison for child abuse are not, in fact, pedophiles but just good-old rapists. Children unfortunelately simply are an easy target. The capability to rape a person - underage or not - generally requires some levels of narcissism, psychopathy and/or machiavellianism i.e. the 'dark triad' personality.