Texas Megachurch youth leader arrested for child pornography

There is a free spot on my bingo card the size of Texas. And Florida.

Actually, we should give up Bingo and start a new game called Headlines. It'll be like Cards Against Humanity, except the black cards will all be "____ arrested for <offense such as child pornography or domestic violence>".

The white cards will all just be various individuals or descriptors like "Hulk Hogan" and "Texas Megachurch youth leader".

After everyone plays, you do a search for the headline and the most recent exact match wins.

I spent more time thinking about this than it's worth, but I'm committed now.

It's always the ones you most suspect

Ooooh I'm gonna have to go with Conservatism and racism. But pedophilia is probably a close third after misogyny.

Just a friendly reminder that pedophile is not synonymous with child molester. It's a term describing sexual attraction, not behaviour, just like 'heterosexual' is. Simply being a heterosexual doesn't make a man danger to women any more than being pedophile alone makes them danger to children. They have a sense of morality too.

The vast majority of people in prison for child abuse are not, in fact, pedophiles but just good-old rapists. Children unfortunelately simply are an easy target. The capability to rape a person - underage or not - generally requires some levels of narcissism, psychopathy and/or machiavellianism i.e. the 'dark triad' personality.