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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net 1 wk. ago

This dude rolled a natural 20 on his persuasion check check irl

But seriously, this is a well known phenomenon. The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands' heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape

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holy denial batman
Ah this explains the movie brokeback mountain
It's called reaching cruising altitude.
I cannot fucking believe she is starting to buy this, this is such an incredible display of nonsense
- Babes I only sucked a dick because of mountain fever. This is simple science
  
  And here I was thinking the gay parts of me came from a part of me wanting gay sex
- Babe, it's called a sotadic zone
The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands' heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape

YES HAHAHA YES
- I remember when I lived in a mountain valley and all the people around me just could not understand why I would stare in awe at the horizon all the time. "Yeah it's a mountain, so what? Yeah it's a bigass jungle, it's monday let's go buddy"
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- Most IATA posts are fake, but idk maybe I just want to believe this one
- The Sotadic Zone. That little bit of trivia has been firmly lodged in my brain since I learned of it
  
  Trying to find out what this was on Wikipedia led me to a bunch of Reddit threads lionizing the Br*tish guy who thought it was a thing. Idk what I expected.
Let he who has not been turned gay by mormon aura cast the first stone
If this phenomenon was true, can you imagine what huge commercial flights would be like?

"The captain has reached 35,000 feet. Please feel free to make out with a stranger. Attendants will be passing out glitter and mimosas shortly."
- Attendants will be passing out ~~glitter~~ poppers and mimosas shortly.
  
  lol, didn't want to give away any trade secrets
- Those flights would be more popular than saunas.
There is no way this is real. I refuse to believe that someone could make up this stupid of an excuse for cheating, and I refuse to believe that someone is gullible enough to be convinced by such an excuse.
- Aita is a new (or at least previously uncategorized) genre of fiction.
  
  So, definitely fake
  
  It's just readers digest "ask aunty" letters in a different format.
- You'd be surprised. I've known straights who really believe that there's a difference in physiology between them and queers. The lengths some straight men will go to create differences between them and us, to the point of absurdity, is mind boggling. So something like this doesn't surprise me as much as it should.
I'm thinking dudes rock
I'm not gay, my accidental brain chemistry is gay.
The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands' heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape

and that's why we hillfolk are all bi
- the hills have bis
  
  This will be hexbears "descartes before the [sexworkers]"
  
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  Be it known to those short on time: the thread peaked here, you may move on.
  
  fuckin incredible
the gaslighting is intense
Nothing to do with the altitude, its just mormonism
- When in Rome, make excuses for homosexuality like the Romans do
  
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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Guyboss.
I aspire to be able to reach this level of gaslighting, holy shit.

Imagine getting people to believe in sotadic zones in the year 2024

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Seriously though poor girl. That sucks, cheating is never okay, and he's got her so turned around she'll believe anything. That's fucked up. The guy is obviously a piece of shit, I hope she got out.
On an ironic level though it would be funny if the subreddit just supported his story
yeah the opposite happens in the ocean, but if you get too straight around other guys its called 'explosive decompression'
This is why Colorado is 6th in gayness, Washington is 5th, and Nevada is 7th
I would really like to see the logic going through this guy's brain in the style of disco Elysium.

I haven't played it, so I can't do it.

Also, that means I won't be able to tell if your rendition is good or not, so you should just go for it
- Legendary - Failure: It was the height. The thin mountain air depriving your heterosexual brain of the necessary oxygen to not turn gay. You manage to hold these thoughts at bay at all other times.
  
  "Babe, I was just temporarily gay due to the altitude."
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- @DiscoPosting@hexbear.net I know it doesn't work like this, but a being can pray
Altitude sickness does lower your inhibitions lol, I felt elated and drunk for a day or so the first time I was up really high in the mountains, it was worse for my friends who were taller / bigger than me

but also this is very silly
Hi, I'm Michael Douglas, but at high enough altitudes I transform into gay actor Michael Douglas.
Wait until she finds out that by "one night stand" he means that they accidentally bumped calves under the table?
dude's killed two birds with one stone. he's now figured out that he's gay, and he's no longer dating the stupidest woman on earth

Death to America
- No, she is not the wrong one in this relationship, and being gaslit is not her fault. What the fuck

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