Super hero. 100%
Rare 4chan user W
One time I was walking along when I remembered a funny Simpsons episode and for some reason I said "You can turn a regular gun into five guns!" out loud.
There was an entire family staring at me.
Man, it is very rare to want a greentext to be real as much as I want this one to be. I'm going to pretend it is, even if it isn't. Because holy fuck, does the world need people like that.
It's from https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/79241078, it does seem real, apparently he's been sporadically posting about his job for some time.
Man, thank you for that :)
Put a smile on my face for real.
Anon is a fucking hero
Damn straight.
This time its acty straight an don't gay.
Or maybe it is. I don't know.
I am happy to live in the same universe as anon.
It makes me sad that for every person like this anon, there are hundreds of people doing pretty much the opposite.
Good on you anon, you deserve all the good karma.
Metal of Honor
Seriously, the hero we need.
Education has been the genuine orphancrushingmachine for decades, it's just the way the system is designed.
If yall want an anime like this, watch Great Teacher Onizuka
Real and straight
wow hey look
the solution is enforced monogamy, the kids need dads, women do bad
pass
Man. I'm a single mom. It be like that sometimes.
Not the whole "you need a man around"-thing. It's a single-parent thing. It's hard as fuck to do all the work yourself and not have someone to help out when you may be at your limit.
Not to mention single-parent households deal more with poverty, housing insecurity, poor mental health, overworking, etc.
I watched it happen to a lot of my friends growing up. It's fucking rough.
It's not every case, but it can be a lot.
I'm a married parent now, and grew up with a single mom.
I have no idea how she fucking did it. Seriously. She worked a retail job, maintained an acreage and raised two kids. I can't even imagine doing half that on my own let alone on less than half the income I make now.
Ya did good, mama. Ya did real good. I ended up with a graduate degree, make decent money, and have a stable household to raise my boys.
Thanks, mom
Are you being intentionally dense?
We are making a neutron star up in this bitch.
My father has worked in a different country than the one i live in for longer than i was alive.
I have seen people cry when talking about their divorced parents
Which parent is missing doesnt matter
Are you saying that my experience and the experience of people with a single parent are wrong?
I won't deny that there are elements of a mildly conservative worldview in the post (mentioning the necessity of a "stable male figure"), but you go way overboard with your interpretation. If the post really was in line with such ideas, I wouldn't have posted it here.
And which orifice did you pass this take from, exactly?
Hey look, another person who's bitter with everything around them and feels the need to attempt to shame everyone they see.
