You ever see a bunch of pigs wrestle?

I used to work with pigs and that is a big boy for sure, but even one not that big, like some 200 pounder... it's logistically impossible to get one to do something it doesn't want to do. I don't care how many big humans you have or how committed they are. their center of gravity is so low to the ground compared to us, they are functionally a solid tube of muscle, and they are clever as fuck. those 4 short little legs mean they can fake and cut harder than any football player to the left or right, and they put a shoulder under your thigh and put you off balance and on your ass before you can even shit yourself. not to mention, they dig in the earth with their face. imagine if your face was an efficient digging implement... how little you would fear charging some lanky upright hairless primate. I am a big pile of shit and they can walk through me like I'm made of sunshine if they want to.

literally your only move is to use your giant fucking brain to create the conditions to induce the pig to wilfully decide to do the thing you want. namely, use food, guile and patience.

Those pigs have met their match.

lmfao at that cop trying to lift up the back half of the pig, that is like three hundred pounds he is trying to haul up

Pig 1

Pigs 0

You come for Bo-Bo you best be prepared.

Bo-Bo yearns to be free.

Also, soooooooooooooooooooey pig! Sooooooooey.

Never thought I'd be actively rooting for a pig, but here we are