The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.
261 1 Reply"Stop laughing," the department chief said in an interview with WLMY. "This is a wheel problem for us."
147 1 ReplyThe officers have been reviewing security footage before beginning material investigations so that they can hit the ground running.
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might take awhile, the wheels of justice turn slowly.
22 1 ReplyThat's a wheely good joke.
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They're working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.
99 4 ReplyI could just kiss you.
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Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months
75 0 ReplyJust cut them open, plenty of smugglers put bricks of product inside.
39 0 Replysmells like they're trafficking bricks of justice in those tires.
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They weren't stolen .... they can be fetched and returned from their last known location in Afghanistan
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All because the wheels were black.
43 1 ReplyGood.
ACAB
36 2 ReplyAfter six months the tires are sent to the city dump.
City Waste Landfill? City Police Precinct? Easy mistake when all these departments just look the same, you know.
32 0 ReplyAh yes, forfeiture of their assets. This sounds familiar somehow...
31 1 ReplyThose tires are criminals.
13 1 ReplyThey should have complied with the road.
8 0 ReplyTires can't be criminals, they are inanimate objects. Only humans and some higher intelligent animals can break the law.
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Stop resisting!
12 0 ReplyBased and Legalism Pilled
13 1 Replycivil axle forfeiture
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