"What is my purpose?"
"You give handies to Elon Musk."
"Oh God."
Gross misuse of technology.
We're just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn't snap the "cylinder".
Go green! No need for a whole robot when you're only looking to use a single part.
(I mostly just wanted to curse others with knowledge of the robo-vagina. Can't find the github anymore because a bunch of companies got in on it and dominate the search results now)
Perhaps you were thinking of?
I love that this exists and I think I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas
Oh nice, they've got a Blåhaj one
We're just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn't snap the "cylinder".
I was not aware, but I'm proud of the community who did that.
"You slipped and fell?"
"Yes."
"Penis first?"
"Yes, now get me out of here."
“I don’t know why patients try to lie. It’s not like it’s a big deal”
[patient walks in with a butt object]
“Oh gee, how’d it happen?”
All they gotta do is not ask. I assume it’s not medically relevant. Dude’s got a cucumber in his butt, everybody knows how it happened. What’s the point in asking?
You've obviously not had the same sorts of completely innocent accidents I've had throughout my life.
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Oh god I remember this
It's his penis. The cylinder is his penis.
I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I'm smart too.
Thanks, Sherlock! We couldn've figured it out without you!
There he goes again inventing things that already exist....
I want it.
Just tell the tesla employee that comes with the robot to fake its autonomy to let go.
So long as the robot doesn't accidentally drop raw chicken on the cylinder
I understood that reference.
Well... that escalated quickly.
This is the second post I have seen where someone has their cylinder stuck in something is this a meme now?
There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a "cylinder" stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.
Doing God's work.
What's a "reddit" grandpa?
Lol, looks like he is still being teased for it.
I'm pretty sure I saw how this turns out on the Orville
It's a horn
First we had the wankpanzer, now we have the wankrobot.
PS. I would also have accepted wankautomaton, wankpuppet, wankmechanic or wankandroid.
Wankdroid.
Yes!
would a cylinder measurement assumed to be in circumference or diameter?
Sounds like they slipped and fell
Off-topic but I wonder if the hand could be impervious to vitamin e oil
if its just 1 inch i wouldnt worry about it
Oh right that thing. Anyone got a screencap of it?
