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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef

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Have they tried their butthole?
- Per the article... yes
  We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat
- Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly
Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.
- Quesaritos Are Justice
- I think it's greed, not cowardice.
- For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos
  
  I miss the fiesta veggie burrito
- Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?
Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.
beef stuffed mexican patty.
beef in beef
Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(
- Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.
  Yo quiero Taco Bell!
  
  Freeze?
  The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.
“beef”.
- BEEF™
They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.
- Did it in the 60's, my dude.
  https://tacobell.fandom.com/wiki/Bellburger
- Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.
- They already did flatbread melts.
- mom made them. called it sloppy joes
put it in freezer bags and sell it for use outside store hours
While many of us are asking the age old question. "Where is the beef?"
My ass is right here 🙄
sardine tacos js

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