I once made my own pizza and ate the whole thing without cutting it. I ate it like a watermelon, coring out the crust.
12 0 ReplyIs that also how you eat a regular slice? Roll it up like a croissant?
4 0 ReplyI do the New York fold, but that sounds like it would be more efficient.
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Yo that's the "This was supposed to be cut the other way and I'm not remaking it" special!
11 1 ReplyAlso "they don't pay me enough to give a shit about how it's cut".
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Quad City style pizza is cut into thin strips. It is the most infuriating way to cut a pizza. You lift a slice and it completely collapses under its own weight.
5 0 ReplyTake an advantage of the confusion - take the largest.
4 0 ReplyEarly bird gets the triangle.
3 0 ReplyThe “end my suffering” special.
3 0 ReplyDibs on the piece on the left.
2 0 ReplyThere is no wrong way to cut a pizza. I'm willing to die on this hill
2 0 Replylorge piece
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