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he also boasted about starting his day with an enema. first water, then yogurt.
bottom behavior.
Actual yogurt or like... werewolf boyfriend yogurt?
An enema every day would absolutely ruin your gut health. How did anyone ever listen to that guy?
lots of folks do weird things for health.
steve jobs used to soak his feet in toilet water, people still listened to that guy.
Did you miss the yogurt part?
"Ok, hear me out: What if, the cereal didn't stop you masturbating, but made you masturbate more?"
"And how do you propose we do that?"
"Sugar."
"That's it?"
"Sugar, and a sexy anthropomorphic tiger named Tony."
"By God! I want to masturbate right now just thinking about it!"
I'm more of a Toucan Sam kinda guy.
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