Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Technically this breaks the rules as it's not an article.

I'm choosing to not remove it because:

1. Mod Abuse
2. CAH is awesome
3. It's for a good cause
4. It's hilarous
5. Hitler
6. We need something here not submitted by UniversalMonk ;)

How do you know who didn’t vote?

We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

I appreciate their endless honesty.

I used to love your card games before you got all political.

Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid

💀

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

Im a little sad that I wont be able to claim CAH money but I can do my part in getting Musk to pay up

Already bought my cards, I'm doing my part

Looks like the store is down. Trying to buy the pack. Tee hee. I fucking love these guys

d'jeebus

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