Not all heroes wear capes
Not all heroes wear capes
Authorities said Thomson Mayor Benjamin Cary Cranford left liquor in a ditch for inmates
Fuck the fine give this man the governorship
“I’ve done nothing wrong,” he told WRDW. “I don’t know no prisoner in Jefferson County. Didn’t know of no detail that day. That was months and months ago. I don’t even remember that day. Who remembers what they doing every day?” he told the outlet.
You can't possibly expect people to remember every ditch they've left booze in. Free my man.
lmao this guy rules
According to the indictment, Cranford drove to Rimpy’s Store and bought a 750 milliliter bottle of Seagram’s Extra Dry Gin and left it in a ditch along Cobbham Road in the path of a work crew of state prisoners from the Jefferson County Correctional Institution.
We spoke to one of the workers who says Cranford is a regular.
“At least twice a week? Sometimes it might be three, but usually, at least twice a week,” said Ivie.
Damn, why can't I have a cool Mayor
"Who remembers what they doing every day?” he told the outlet.
real talk, this has been something that has haunted me since I saw my first detective show as a child, especially considering the way direct questions tend to make all knowledge vanish from my head
if I'm ever investigated for a thing, I'm in so much trouble, because idk that I've ever once, in my whole life, had a decent, normal-sounding response to "what've you been up to?"
I can't even remember the ditch I passed out in yesterday much less last month
any attempt to alleviate the suffering of slaves has my critical support
whomst among us hasn't left a lil something something for a friend on the side of a highway knowing they'd be on trash detail
There's praxis and there's praxis
Is that Jeff Daniels?
That there is Jeff "Thomson, Georgia" McDaniels Daniels. No relation as far as I know.
hero
This guy just gave a little scrap for their labor and he gets punished for it?
i thought it would be like, a smuggling booze into the prison for profit type thing, based on the headline. pleasantly surprised to see it was just spotting some guys a bottle.