Wish my partner hadn't hit my ear plug when they thwacked me for snoring.
Fire alarm. How nice
New pastime: leaving brutally honest feedback when companies spam you with feedback demands. Just rant at them about the unethicalness of their business models, and outline how their entire existence is essentially predicated on exploiting people in crappy circumstances.
They conveniently disappear if you leave your email :)
You could totally automate that with a bit of dev (serverless with AI).
Question for you, market research for me: How much would you pay for that kind of service? Is it a million dollars a month? Please say yes; I want to retire.
What happens if I set my phone alarm to 2:01 tonight. Time to find out.
Edit: It worked!
Wow! You should defo try again!
I stand by that it's still only 2:33am and the clocks will not have changed until I wake.
Happy Daylight Savings to all who celebrate 🍾
it is? If I didn't have a mechanical wall clock then I wouldn't even have known
Betting the oven, microwave etc will never even know too
Service Sunday is here! Join the optional company gardening team and serve the Board of Directors’ elderly relatives! At our company we are always family first! Feel free to bring your own family members along!
Participants will receive light refreshments and a certificate of thanks.
suspicious What are the tasks?
And what’s the deal with the elderly relatives?
What are the refreshments 😰
I wonder where I should insert this garden gnome…
Just got back from seeing The Substance. Great movie but holy crap it was full on with the gore.
