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#Km91# @sh.itjust.works

7mo ago

Machine learning

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This, folks, is why global definition of variables can lead to your untimely demise.
- Exactly what I bring up when argumentative people show up with any of the inane food definitions "hot dog is sandwich" or "milkshake is soup" and what not.
  
  But is corn grass?
  
  "Pizza is an open-face sandwich" ~Madlad Lemmyor (lemmyite? Lemm? Lemmor? Just what do we call users of Lemmy anyways???) from a couple weeks ago
  
  Hot dog is taco.
- python
  
  def hot(temp: int = 340): return temp
  That way Bev can define temp however she needs, but if Picard doesn't specify, he gets his tea at a nice drinkable Kelvin temp.
  
  Shouldn't that be a float?
  
  If you're just going to define a variable and then return it there's no reason to do it in a function.
- Yeah you gotta scope dat shit.
  No way the Ent-D rolled off the line with global vars for everything, was this before or after O'Brien transferred off the ship?
  
  Crusher is in a shuttle, so the scope of that "hot" is more than just Ent-D. She might have accidentally destroyed the federation with that definition.

- God I miss Tumble Dry comics. I understand he wanted to be more with his life than just "funny weed man" but fuck if he didn't make some of the most legendary stoner comics of all time.
- The two most memorable Trek comics in one thread.
  
  I thought this was the most memorable:
- ants

- This is how I envision the future of modern day AI crap online ....
  ".... ... the answer to your question is ... imma gonna kill you .... lol .... what else would you like to ask?"

Okay, this actually make me cackle like a buffoon.

If TNGs computer were as dumb as ChatGPT.
Thankfully they only let ChatGPT run the hollodecks... Which explains why they're always glitching out!
- What prompt do I have to say to ChatGPT to get Moriarty?
  
  The original prompt was create an opponent capable of defeating Data.

I have said it before but I'll say it again: be careful who you give root/superuser permissions to:-).
- Heed this warning. I gave them to myself and it did not end well.
  
  Fuck yeah. We are often our own worst enemies. Especially you:-).

"Kelvins" just feels wrong, but apparently is correct? (looking it up, seems like it's right) It still feels the same as if you'd say "200 Fahrenheits" or "140 Celciuses".
- Celsius and Fahrenheit are both degrees units, meaning they're scaled off of some arbitrary temperature. 20°C means 20 Celsius units away from Celsius 0.
  Kelvin isn't scaled. 0 Kelvin means there's no temperature energy at all. So there's no need to couch it in degrees, since it isn't arbitrary but a defined scale with an absolute zero point.
  
  I always assumed it was like Fish. No change in the plural.
- 1 degree, 2 degrees. 1 kelvin, 2 kelvins

I remember this episode of Jimmy neutron

This should be the premise of an actual episode

This made me laugh way too goddamn hard.

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