Jesus himself was probably just a faith-healing grifter, who when ever somebody asked him about wealth had a cheesy grin and an outstretched hand as he answered, "Yup. nope. that's basically impossible. Gimme all you rmoney, and you'll be fine though..."
I agree with everything but the fact that, of what is reported of Jesus, he was very anti-wealth, over and above what people need to get by and that a actual christianity is incompatible with capitalism.
To me, thats the part that certain types of "christians" need to be metaphorically slapped round the face with.
as far as bible theories that will piss off the local churchies goes, this is almost as good as "rib was a poor translation, eve was made of adams penis bone and that's why humans don't have them"