jesus fucking christ why do people like this exist
Mental illness rule
You can tell a lot about how this person views the world by how they're utterly convinced that other men will look at their rolex with envy. I kind of pity people stuck in a frame of mind where they think they need flashy, conspicuous consumption to impress people.
For real. Each sentence made me want to throw up in my mouth. This misogyny combined with wealth worship and zero-sum outlook on life is an unforgivable character flaw. What a vapid, worthless existence.
Imagine basing your personality around a watch
It's pretty funny, as a person that likes watches, this guy is kinda right that a rolex is analogous to what you were obsessed with in highschool.
But he seems to be ignorant of the fact that watches are objects, girls are people, and highschool kids are dumb. It's super cringe to be obsessed with something just because of how you think it will make other people feel.
What does a 2006 Casio tell about a person, then?
"Do you people not have phones" but unironically
Hey, I like wearing watches, but that's because I like having the time on my wrist and not have to pull out my phone. And smartwatches can show me my notifications.
But this... is something else.
Before we had smartphones, Casio had a sailing watch that reported the moon phase and local tides, pointed north when I needed it and had a really amazing customizable countdown timer. I couldn't be happier.
Now I have a smartphone.
I don't have a smartwatch but my wife does and likes that it relays her push notices.
Lmao I swear, women get equated to literally any inanimate object from boats to now watches.
Average Rolex enjoyer
IMO, Rolex watches look ugly. So a Rolex wearer either has questionable taste, or they're only interested in having a status symbol regardless of its inherent qualities. And that's whack as hell.
this is a surreal thing to read right after watching the barbie movie
Casio >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rolex
Ok, Ciao!
whither c/wcj
