"STOP TOUCHING THE PRODUCE. YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY."
I hate that goddamn thing
My kid talks to it lol
THEY FOUND ME INSIDE A METEOR!
HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE! TUUUNGSTEEEN
Emphasis mine.
Who is Marty the Robot and Why Do We Need Retail Service Robots?
What Can Marty the Robot Do?
When Marty notices spills or other trip hazards, he can alert customers verbally by saying “Caution. Hazard detected.” He can then contact employees through the store’s public announcement system. Marty the Robot can also scan shelves to check products and detect incorrect pricing or missing labels.
Shoppers don’t need to worry that personal information about them is being collected. Any images or videos Marty captures is stored for a short period of time and is then destroyed. His focus is on identifying spills and price mismatches, not monitoring security.
Any time a company says that, it rings more alarm bells than just saying nothing about the data at all these days.
They thought about naming it Narcy but that would have been too on the nose.
“We have robocop at home”
"you got any games on your phone?"
"Citizen! You have "tested" three grapes. Please swipe your card now or you will be forced to surrender the contents of your stomach at your expense."
PoV: your therapy bot finds you in the grocery store.
"Should we talk? I see you put a one gallon tub of ChocoOverdose ice cream into your cart. And I know you live alone..."
SCAB
"Please stop resisting. Kindly stop resisting. Customer, please stop resisting. It will all be over soon."
imagining cross-checking this abomination at full running speed and bringing it down with a crash
Putting it in your cart and then using it as a battering ram to attack the other data harvesting robots in the store
What I liked was the weird tangent it went on about the...
Spoiler
Mandela Effect
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That was a surprise and I really liked it.
Yup, that's John Wilson, a very silly, strange and beautiful show all around. That's how all the episodes are, you never know where its actually going to go.
It's like if Man with a Movie Camera was also about interviewing random people.
What. This rocks
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
i thought you were dead
brace noiseEdit: I now notice the brace noise would not be created by this weapon.
imagine the robot guard dog episode of black mirror but with these
Welcome to the freakout!
"Welcome to Panopticon. I love you."
Walmart Clippy
Plank from Ed, Edd, n Eddy grew up to be a cop
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The one in my local grocery store softly coos as it checks stock
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Hard to fit in my coat but I am sure its possible
The target
You're going to do what? To my WHAT!?
