shots fired

This works both for bullets and measles

The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.

I’m dead 💀

Where have "when you see it" memes gone?

I remember someone posting this on Reddit then had a breakdown in the comments over a British accent joke

Was there another school shooting or something?

Sanctimonious Americans really are holier than thou.

Yikes!

Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.

A sponge that was a solid block of cellulose wouldn't work as a sponge. So I guess that's supposed to be BlockofCelluloseBob Squarepants?

God dammit

Where oh where is GoodGuyWithGunMan to save us when we need him?

Last I heard, he was shooting at that escaped Pennsylvania inmate - but missed, while the inmate got away with another one of his guns. GoodGuyWithGunMan’s only weakness - more guns.

Too soon.

Could we do it on a day there is not a shooting?

i orniginally though this was a joke related to television

Lets not talk about the multiple per year mass school stabbings that happen in China.

Non-Americans are photoshopping their pours more often? Ah, geez... Sending thoughts and prayers. That's awful, everyone.

I did good today. I can put it in the Mrs. Butt tonight, now!

Ooh, another low-effort America bashing post. Bonus for joking about murdered kids. Slow clap, very impressive.

Lame