What type of lie do you tell most often?
What type of lie do you tell most often?
When I lie, it's most often a lie of omission. Are you more of a falsehood teller? Or do you lie out of ignorance? Or is there a particular subject you're likely to lie about? Or a person who you tell most of your lies to?
Do you always tell the truth? If yes what type of lie was that?
"I'm fine."
Ouch
I’m good, how are you?
"Did you find everything okay?"
Dude, you're a grocery cashier. I know full well that if I unload my whole fucking arrogant engineer-ass evaluation of your whole store's problems at your face, it will do absolutely nothing but make us both unhappy. So I don't.
Everything is great.
Y'all are out of the good eggs and I had to settle for the okay eggs.
I understand why maple syrup is next to Bisquick instead of next to sugar and molasses and corn syrup, but I still disapprove. Sweeteners are sweeteners, not baking ingredients.
But you really don't care. You have zero input into your store's purchasing decisions. You want to ring me up and get through your day and go home to your hot boyfriend.
So yeah, I found everything okay.
Nevermind that store layouts are designed by corporate, so the local grunts likely don't have any say over product placement
I've done time studies for factories and redone processes to make them more efficient even though it really isn't my job function. During COVID I wanted to have an aneurysm every time I went into a store that obviously didn't have anyone that had any ability to create a proper flow and just tossed lines wherever. But no I bit my tongue instead of being that engineer to the poor employees having to work in a thankless public facing job.
I thought it was a pretty big win for common sense when the local Trader Joe's switched to a single queue rather than one queue per register.
"No it's fine. I don't mind."
I’ll do it tomorrow.
I wish this comment wasn't so relatable.
Or even “I’ll do it in an x amount of time”
I’ll do it after 3 hours. I’ll do it in the evening. I’ll do it in 3 days.
I lie on the internet fairly regularly as weird precaution to make myself less identifiable. I don’t want any of my accounts to link to eachother, let alone back to me
Approved. Just make it a good and enticing story. I don't care so much if it's true 😉
That’s my sentiment as well. I take everything I read with a grain of salt, so should everyone else. I come to comment sections for entertainment, not facts.
I'm a big fan of the super obvious lie. It makes people think you're really bad at lying, and they overestimate their ability to detect your lies, so they let their guard down.
"Yeah, I'm fine"
I hope this email finds you well.
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"I'm a boy"
The fact that this is a common lie for me might mean that people I talk to don't believe it either.
I hope one day you are able to live your truth. ♥
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"I'm working on it"
Most common lies I tell are usually just to stop people focussing on a certain part of a story or anecdote. They're technically lies but aren't relevant.
Lets say i'm talking about my weekend to a friend or colleauge. I mention that on friday night in a certain bar or location something happened. Well if I know that person is going to pick up on the location eg: "Why were you there".
I don't really care they know I just cba with my story being picked apart for something that's not really that relevant, I was just setting the scene.
I do this to keep stories or conversations moving as well, but I more often do so to avoid talking about something I don’t feel like sharing with them, because I know it’s going to draw more questions and I just don’t care to give that information or have that conversation.
At work, I oversimplify things to the point that they're no longer strictly true all the time.
“I’m all right.”
It’ll be okay.
"Thank you for shopping here."
Like seriously there's like one grocery store in this entire small-ass town and this is it. Not like you were doing me a big favor.
I also just don't give a shit if you shop elsewhere. Whether you shop here or elsewhere won't change my less-than-living-wage paycheck, thank you very much.
It's those lies like how bards and storytellers do it.
And I know I am bad at it, but I practice so I could be a storyteller to a degree when I will need it.
Not always a lie (though when it is truth it's mostly in a technically-the-truth way), but I like to fuck with my friends by sharing media and misleading them into thinking things will happen a certain way so they don't see the plot twists coming. Kind of like reverse-spoiling them.
And if you're thinking "there's no way they'd believe you after the first couple of times" - it's when they stop believing me that the fun starts.
Throwing in pieces of truth, reverse psychology, lies by omission, alluding to something that A. doesn't happen but B. is so out there that they start wondering "but maybe...". I also have honed my control over my facial expressions from my years on customer service so that I can feign confusion or incredulity perfectly on the occasion that they make a correct prediction.
The friend I primarily do this with is pretty gullible and gets very emotionally invested in stories (that's how I ended up starting with this), but I've been working my way up with less gullible friends to hone my bullshittery to greater heights, and the results have been greatly satisfying.
Great fun, 10/10, highly recommend if you and your friends like plot-twisty media.
"I am a happy and engaged employee "
Lie I tell most often: “I'm fine.”
It is easier to do, and easier on the conscience to lie by omission, so that's the kind of lie I do most often, which is mostly to smooth things over in social situations.
Rather than telling the truth, which would require me to talk about my mental health and current state, and face possible stigma, I'd rather just lie about being fine.
That depends. Do exaggerations, errors in perspective, adapting to others' perspective, and literary devices count as lying? If we're talking classic lies, I don't remember the last time I did that if I ever did. If we're being more broad, though, you could say I beat around the bush a lot. Shame is a terrible attribute in society. People often ask about my mental health, how I'm doing, the quality of my day, and so on. Things along those lines. And I don't want to say "well I existentially don't care" or this kind of thing happens, so I say stuff like "I'm top of the morning" because I don't have to betray what's below the surface.
I don't lie to anyone except my employer. They are not owed any explanation or insight into my personal life, and personally I feel that that is the only acceptable instance for me to lie at this point in my life.
Circumstances change, but I generally try and lie as little as possible.
"They're not in the office right now, can I put you to their voicemail?"
I embelish for effect.
I have done a lot Enough for today I am tired I need to rest I should shut my eyes
... more screentime on unproductive content
I am often overwhelmed with interacting and need a break even with people I love. I just need quiet time.
I actually lied for the first time in about 3 years just few days ago.
I had an appointment and at the front desk the clerk asked me wether I came there by car (do I need a parking permit) to which I said no even though I did but I left it further away so that I don't need said permit. Funnily enough the person I came to meet then asked me the same thing to which I sad "Yeah, but I left it further away" and I'm quite sure the clerk heard me so.. ..yeah. That's why I don't lie.
The previous lie before that when a beggar came asking wether I had any cash to which I said no even though I did. Again a completely pointless lie.
"Good morning". Nothing good in me having to wake up at 5:30 and dealing with nincompoops actively trying to poison themselves and their children with Tylenol or whatever.
I often joke that my job mostly "telling cunts how fucked they are".
Sometimes I'm just not feeling it, so I fail to tell someone how trully fucked they really are, even though it's probably important that they know.
It's a lie of omission.
"I'm fine."
Kids are sick. Need to take some PTO! Usually when I’m too burnt out to make it through a schrudle
I lie to my kids constantly. Don't even feel bad about it, it's a requirement for peace in the world.
- To get out of being in trouble with my SO.
- "White lies" to clients I work for simply because they wouldn't understand a longer explanation, they ha e cognitive impairment so it's better to simplify.
I'll get on it as soon as I finish this job
So I guess "blatant" is the type.
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I don't lie. I make up words with my mouth.