Portrait of filicide serial killer who uses cholesterol as a weapon. Or a man who has never made breakfast for his kids ages 2, 4, & 6. Or both?

Which is worse, the fact that he is doing shit like claimIng the eggs cost 4 bucks while standing in front of price tags that directly contradict his lips flapping, or the fact that his intended audience buys it up wholesale, all the while not acknowledging the eggs price tag?

It makes my brain itch sometimes.

I feel like these guys watched Beauty and the Beast when they were younger, had very strong and confusing feelings for Gaston, and refused to ever examine those feelings, repressing them and leading to weird behaviours related to egg-eating.

how do i summon more jd vance disco elysium posting? i feel like there's a lot to explore here.

What if it's the two year old gulping down twelve of the eggs and he's slowly turning into a termite queen-esque immobile tube of flesh

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