JD Vance has the clap, pass it on.

That fucking eyeliner
- Midwest emo, JD Vance.
  
  don't you put that evil on us
- Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
  
  Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
  
  He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn't. I don't think he did at the RNC. I'm sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
- No surprise he’s fine with make up

JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
- I heard he got RFK's brainworm. This might make him smarter.

He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
- And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭

Don't you mean "sofallis"?
- Couch-rot

Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
- It drives couches into a frenzy.

I don't get it. I think you're supposed to make something up, right?
- Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.

Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He's even willing to abuse them.
Like his wife. And his kids.
- And his couch.
  
  Sexy imported furniture

The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
- I heard he has both, pass it on
- I know but there's no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
  
  The Pox, The Great Imitator, or Bad Blood not cool names anymore?
- I thought it was Chlamydia?
  
  It is not. The reason is gross. Lol

JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
- He just bragged about getting some good hairy pussy...
- And you have to make something like that up just so people listen about JD Vance gave your cat syphilis, then that's what you should do.

The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can't. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.
- "forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his ~~wife~~ couch" FTFY

_Sofa_lis

I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
- I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
  Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
  https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
- Deleted
  
  It's a bit of a run on. Lol. And I think global and personal should be flipped. But I'll let it stand.

Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess

Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
- The fish or the couch?
  
  Yes.

JD is nothing to clap about
- 👏

He did fuck a couch, right?
- He fucked a couch.
  
  I thought I head that he fucked a couch.
  
  Only one that we know about, but we all know no one fucks just one couch.
- Possibly multiple couches

Is he wearing eyeliner?
- Yes!
  
  Sounds like he's admitting to grooming kids with his non-gender-confirming makeup.
  To the camps with him.
  
  Huh... I mean alright I guess? Surprising though.
- Always did no? Probably for some obscure reasol like to anger the left or something.
  
  Idk lol I don't really follow his makeup routine closely. Just noticed in this photo.
- i was about to post the same thing, what the hell's going on there lol.

I didn't know you could get that from a couch?
- Apparently he's not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
- I heard he gave it to the couch.
  
  Ah that makes sense

He looks so prissy with his eyeliner, what a silly little man
- Why do they do that?
  
  Why makeup? The Nixon-Kennedy debates in 1960. Why is it so bad? Because anyone who professionally applies makeup knows this dude isn’t on their side.

DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread

New world record, man has given syphilis to over 100 coutches!

Ewww, weird scumbag.

Damn he really is wearing eyeshadow. Vance should just come out of the closet and introduce us to his boyfriend already.
- "Dead girl or live boy"

The goats, there were so many goats. And gallons of anal lube.
- like this??

Don't have unprotected sex with the call couches. Who knows what nasty was in them before!

I need to talk about JD Vance's appearance, "so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people". This guy looks like what you get after messing around with the character creator in The Sims 3.

This meme would have had a bigger impact if it weren’t something that was true. The point would be to lie about shit about him to call attention to his bullshit.
Saying things that are provenly true isn’t going to carry much weight.

I applaud his decision to cure his syphilis with homeopathy

His Syphilis is entirely untreated. Has been for years. It got to his brain and caused him to right Hillbilly Elegy.
His entire personality since then has been unbridled Syphilis brain.

Serious question: Does JD Vance have the plague?

I mean, how else are you going to get the media to pay attention?

He didn’t say that he made up the story.
He repeatedly says that he’s reporting what his constituents told him. When pressed by the interviewer about why he says he “created” the story, he clarifies that he meant he created the news story, as in created the news focus on it.
Here is a link to the interview in question, so you can decide for yourself whether he claims he made it up, or whether people who tell you that are lying to you, or being misinformation puppets for others who lied to them:
https://youtu.be/djpTr5r0zMQ?si=ZwvLsPxJ20PjZARP
- But as a VP candidate, he should know how to avoid this confusion. And he took the opportunity to justify the damage rather than own up to his part in the misinformation. I frankly agree with you on his exact intent of those words, but he's still unforgivable.
  
  He didn’t justify the damage, he clarified what he meant. The “damage” lasted all of like 60 seconds before he clarified, and all of the “damage” since then has been caused by what I described above, which is a combination of people knowingly lying about what he said, and others gullibly passing along those lies because they match their desired narrative.
  Now that you know, are you going to stop repeating the idea that “JD Vance thinks it’s okay to lie to drum up fear”?
- He know it's fake, he still pass it on as truth and made the news.
  So yeah we're passing on what the internet told us, even though we know it's fake. Fair game, i say.
  
  Do you have any evidence that the reports he received are fake?
  Currently you’re arguing that he’s passing in information he knows is fake, and so are you, and that’s fair. Except the only one you can be certain is knowingly passing along fake information is yourself.
- He said a dog ate the report, and then the migrants ate the dog.