The kitchen can be a hard place

Sometimes when I’m holding a knife I’ll mildly threaten my cat

“Gimme all ya cash! Paws where I can see ‘em!”

Wish I'd read this last night before baking my quiche lorraine

Barrie the Baptist.

https://youtu.be/VHv-jhGpd0s

One of the few actually funny things from this show

If you can't handle the heat...