In a later report to Starfleet command, the computer malfunctions would be blamed on an Iconian probe.

Riker: "I've got it how I like it"

O'Brien: "How you like it? Commander, it's infected! If this were a person I'd shoot them in the head"

Gosh, I miss MugatoBuddy. He was so helpful.

Sir. The signal seems to be coming from... In your area!

Well, enterprise software is known to be unusable and full of vulnerabilities...

I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the "browser was getting smaller". Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.

I didn't know that was even possible until then.

What do the kids do for fancy mouse cursors and crazy toolbar colors nowadays.

Oh god I knew a guy who's internet explorer was all toolbars like this. Literally 20% of his screen was usable, tops. I offered to help him with it and he said he had it the way he liked it. This wasn't even the early days of technology or anything, it was 2014 lol

Fuck the bitches, gimme that free lobster dinner

This, except it's the HoloDeck with pop-up ads.

Didn't seem like they could functionally change the systems OS GUI at will.

I have literally seen that computer in real life. Ah memories.

This is a job for Lt Jg Moss. He's sorted out this sort of mess before.

I used to have at least one of those toolbars.