If your ass is still dirty right out of the shower, you ain't washing right.
123 1 ReplyA clean ass is still an ass.
12 15 ReplyIf you wouldn't touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?
47 1 ReplyIf I’ll eat ass and have my ass ate, why wouldn’t I wipe my face with a clean ass-towel?
25 0 ReplyAnd an asshole is always delicious
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Unrealistic. Hanging the towel after use resets the sides
102 1 ReplyIt is known
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Why tf people always acting like this is an issue?
You’ve just washed it, are you unable to wash your arse properly??
Are you pushing the towel that far up???
78 0 ReplyI don't get it either. It's like those posts asking if people use separate razors for their face and their body. What real difference does it make? Are people really this disgusted of their own bodies? It ironically sounds like a hygiene problem.
11 0 Replyi have a lot more body hair than facial hair, so its easier to keep them seperated to know when its time for a replacement without cutting my face up. if blades never wore out i wouldn't care hygiene wise
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Cleaning that far up is a pain in the ass
2 0 ReplyIt's just on principle. No ass or balls in yo face.
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Forst of all: Your ass should be clean after the shower.
Second of all: You start drying at the head and hair.
58 0 ReplyYeah, with the same towel you finished your ass last time
But generally, I agree
27 1 ReplyNo the towel forgets everything overnight
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44 1 ReplyOne sniff will tell ya: the towel does not forget! D:
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don't be gross dudes. Wash your ass in the shower.
Adjust levels of intensity to ensure maximum enjoyment.
30 0 ReplyI'm coming out of the shower. My ass is clean at that point. I'll take the risk.
28 0 ReplyTomorrow the towel will have forgotten it
19 0 ReplyIf your asking if you wiped your ass with it you prolly didn't wash your ass well
10 0 ReplyLiterally doesn't matter since I just washed my ass.
10 1 ReplyI hang the towel with the little label in the lower right corner. That way I always know its relative orientation.
9 0 Replyguys... am i a woman?
8 0 ReplyIt’s the opposite for me and my husband lol
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I mean, I also share a couple of towels with the rest of the family.
5 0 ReplyBut you wash them between use, right? 🙂... Right? 😐
2 0 ReplyBeach towels don't count in this. But nice try lol.
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A simple trick is to just always use both sides on your ass the first time, that way you know you're always getting the ass side.
4 0 Replywould you be down for a robotic shower assistant?
3 0 ReplyDepends. Do I need one specifically for my ass?
1 0 Replywhy limit yourself?
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Confirmation that I'm a man!
2 0 ReplyStill not true. If I was fresh out of the shower, why should I care which side to use? My ass should be as clean as my face.
1 0 ReplyJust dry your ass last
1 0 ReplyI found this an issue personally. So I use the corners for face and head then the interior fold for everything else. I solved this issue when Joey and Chandler discussed this issue about their shared shower materials.
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