Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I'm 40% Futurama references
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This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
For no raisin
My manwich!
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
@Awa I’m 40% (insert material)
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it's one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
To shreds, you say‽
To shreds, you say?
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
I'm 40% (insert thing)
Good news everyone!
I get it!
Ohhh...now I get it.
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
Good news everyone!
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!
just practicing my stabbing!
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Good news, everyone!
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
Change places!
+1
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is
"Oh my, yes"
And the variation
"Oh my, no"
I use them weekly
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
Good news, everyone!
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
kill all humans!
"kill all humans!"
"Haha, nice futurama reference!"
"What's futurama?"
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday!
I hate these filthy neutrals...
Tell my wife I said hello.
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
