[news] Pagers Explode Across Lebanon in Apparent Attack on Hezbollah [gift article, expires in 30 days]

Venn diagram right:

Me in 1996 when Metallica plays a surprise free concert in a Tower Records parking lot and the boys are trying to spread the word.

Venn diagram left:

Hezbollah in Lebanon

Venn diagram overlap:

“Damn, my pager is blowing up!”