Got the joke, but technically it's more like
grandma.jpg
with extreme compression, because ZIP is lossless and you could restore the grandma but with JPG the grandma is lost forever.74 0 ReplyGrandma with lossy compression🥹
37 0 ReplyIs this loss(y)?
6 0 Reply
Grandma.jar, because now she can be used in your next few cups of Java.
Used to be Grandma.iso before she got burnt.
17 1 ReplyI will be .zip and I'll die on this hill
2 0 ReplyYeah, and I'm also not extracting grandma
2 0 ReplyYes, og gran is lost forever, but this version of her speaks less, keeps quiet when you're talking and it's far less racist.
3 1 Reply
Grandma.rip
24 0 ReplyWhat a shitty compression algorithm. You can't get your original data back. It's not even just lossy since you lose everything you compress.
20 0 ReplyHere I can write a compression algorithm that's even better than this one:
fun compress(yourSht: String) = "69"
9 0 ReplyNah, just add water.
6 0 Reply
By this logic I can lay out the ashes and reconstruct grandma! BRB gonna go rebuild nanna
19 0 Replymore like an irreversible hashed version
grandma.sha
10 0 ReplyYou have to split people into several library files if you want to be able to decompress them
Make grandma.r00 grandma.r01 grandma.r02 ...
4 0 ReplyWe're mostly water, so most of her is now literally in the sky.
5 1 ReplyNow unzip her...zombie grandma
2 0 Reply