Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣
70 1 ReplyA love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE
Summer lovin, happened so fast,
I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me
...
She flew by me, she bit my... cramp
He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp
I saved her young, she nearly starved
He showed off, splashing around
Summer bugs, something's begun
But, ah! Oh, the summer nights
Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!
38 0 ReplyIs this... original content?
We don't take kindly to that around these parts. /s
15 1 ReplyThis is brilliant good sir!
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Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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58 0 ReplySomeone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.
6 0 ReplyStill a better love story than Twilight
17 0 Reply26 0 ReplyI should call her
13 1 Replyoh oh oh @Wrufieotnak@feddit.org come tell everyone that letting mosquitoes bite you is a super bad idea! lmfao
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