"Will no one rid me of these turbulent regulators?"
"Will no one rid me of these turbulent regulators?"
There's now a small chance that the next shooting is some singularity-craving bazinga with a greeble-laden AR-15 that believes they can't get domed by the Secret Service because they believe in "quantum immortality" and will immediately teleport to a reality where they weren't domed by the Secret Service. 
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Former President Donald J. Trump, 78, Reduced to Ashes After Becoming Trapped in Burning Golf Cart
He died as he lived
He still loves the cart though
Zybertrukkks aren't even waterproof, good luck with that.
Instead of being Bullet proof it'll actually attract the bullets using a giant magnet
Pro-forced impregnation and pro-political assassination in a single week. Elon is channeling that Apartheid South Africa emerald mine energy.
Next, he’s going to start cutting off the arms of Twitter engineers who aren’t ensuring the promotion of Nazi content fast enough.
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Absolutely zero chance Elon has any historical awareness beyond, "Napoleon and Caeser were alpha chad great men".
Nobody would actually do this. C'mon now.
even if the many-worlds hypothesis was correct, there's currently no reason to believe that your consciousness in this universe would be contiguous with your consciousness in any other 'adjacent' universes. quantum immortality is about as convincing as pascal's wager lol. get better at epistemological nihilism tech-ghouls your unhinged assumptions are hilariously obvious.
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I'm so fucking glad I don't venture out of Hexbear anymore.
"it's impossible to experience not existing, therefore it's impossible to experience being dead, therefore the you that is you will never die"
"it's impossible to experience being dead, so your final moment will just be like falling into a black hole and never reaching it"
This tweet would be suspension worthy before X times.
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Back when I still had a crippling twitter addiction I did catch a suspension for tweeting like this.
Very serious country that will continue to give subsidies and a lot of control of national interests to a non american that is inciting violence against their sitting president.
'we'll coup who we want, I enjoy freedoms that grant me main character plot armor'hates government
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Uh huh. Ok ramboAwesome idea lol. Get another right winger to shoot at some politician, that's gonna be a great look Elon.
The one good thing I will say about twitter is that it's absolutely rotting this mans mind. Like, he used to be passable in polite company, now he can't tear himself away from that rectangle of hell long enough to hold a large meeting or presentation. He keeps feeding his brainworms as if to purposefully fatten them and broadcasts just how unpleasant he is all across the globe.
Try to imagine a non-twitter brained musk and compare to this.